Audrey🐝🦔

Finished with finals. Fuck my calc final. I studied so hard the night before and then when I get in to take the test there were at least 5 things I’m 100% sure we have never learned before. Fuck my calc teacher

There’s a new guy in our class and he’s from Belgium and he has a very cute accent. He’s very cute, very shy, likes to read. I accidentally sent him a Snapchat about Christmas and he started talking to me about how he likes our school. Im deceased

BRENDON URIE HELD MY HAND AND IM DEAD AND DEAD. KILLLLLLL MEEEEEE

When your ex wears his hair in a different way and you suddenly feel like you are dying and they look so good and you get sad all day.

I LEGIT SAID “so this girl in my class was 100% sure that Los Angeles was its own state” AND SOME DUMBASS COMMENTS ON IT AND GOES “um but it is though….” BITCH WTF. WHU IS THIS WORLD STUPID AF FUCKING HELL IT AINT. HOW DUMB R U

I was telling my dog to stop barking at nothing (this is the little white fluffy one ziggy) so I go "ziggy stop barking there's nothing there" and he stops for a second turns and looks at me then while maintaining eye contact starts barking as loud as he possible can. The defiance

WHEN SAM AND DEAN FIGHT JIN WHY DONT THEY WEAR BODY SUITS SO THE JIN CANT TOUCH THEIR SKIN. like no offense but I have some pretty good ideas, I could be a hunter who does all the inside work