Karna, putting on his sexy red boots, red gloves, and red eyeliner: I apologize. I know I am not worthy of the Santa name. I am neither jolly nor plump enough to-
Fujimaru, sighing: Karna it’s fine if you want to be Santa. I’m just worried you might have the wrong idea about the holiday.
Karna: Is it not referred to as Boxing day?
Fujimaru: Well, it is but-
Karna: Does the song lyrics not instruct me to “deck the halls?”
Fujimaru: True, but-
Karna: Is it not one of Santa’s duties to punish the wicked?
Fujimaru: YES BUT-
Karna, standing up: Master, thank you for worrying about me. It is the greatest gift I could receive.
Karna, climbing up the chimney: I will make you proud.
Fujimaru: ….
Fujimaru: …What just happened?



















