Dani

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

People will see an underwritten woman or black character and act like it's the character's fault

its genuinely concerning how consistently i forget about boiling eggs until they explode on the stove

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

white girl SHOCKS nonbinary barista by fucking the coffee machine

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead