Danielle

This is so dumb who pours tea from 3 feet in the air

people with excellent teapots. pay attention

In some cultures, the higher you pour the tea from, the more important/welcome the guest is. On top of that, the aeration this provides can greatly change the flavor.

And it’s not an accident or a simple public health mistake that schools are designed this way—they are the training ground for laborers who’ll spend a lifetime on the bosses’ schedule, stripped (to varying degrees depending on social location) of their bodily autonomy and health

According to geographyrealm.com:The seed fluff produced by poplars is also highly flammable. The combustible seeds can quickly catch fire and burn off, leaving underlying grass and other vegetation untouched.

“dopamine detox day” (where you don’t do anything enjoyable, or really at all) is like the ultimate culmination of pseudopsychology in the self help wellness influencer world

I’ve been dopamine detoxing my whole life

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

Guess who is now in charge of “meme Mondays” for my job’s social media?

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

ljgkysetxdcfnvftjsthfgghkdfghj LMAOOO