Everything is cool, man

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

guy who starts sympathy spinning whenever he uses his microwave

he beeps as well

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you