*Y/n, Steve and Dustin talking about Suzie*
Steve: "I am not even sure if this 'Suzie' you keep talking about exists"
Dustin: "Why would I lie?!".
Steve: "Well... it's strange that we've never seen her or that you never talk to her in front of us"
Y/n to Steve: "Steve... I've never seen your penis yet I believe you have one. The fact that you've never seen her doesn't mean she doesn't exist."
*Both of them too stunned to even speak*
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A/N: Could someone actually write a one shot with this conversation in it? Please and thank you!











