formless blob with a blog

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

pre hard launch was crazyyy cause dan and phil would say things such as we are married for real in real life and you'd go does anyone think they are married for real in real life and then people would throw rocks at you.

I could really do with a reward or incentive

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful