I'm willing to wait for it

this is so amazing thank you

This is what America should be. Thank you for sharing this, it’s a nice reminder that there is still good in this world.

This is wholesome

cool

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

Mica that’s amazing

That last one honestly belongs in hell

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

Lafayette, Hercules Mulligan, John Laurens, Hamilton, Burr

all letters in my name are actually silent

it’s pronounced like *gust of wind*

Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here

depends on your accent

dan has evolved from falling off the chair to throwing himself off the chair