Nothing But Cheese

i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you

I'm honestly not sure if these are quotes from the show or not because this is exactly how Skeletor talks.

the lord of the rings gets a lot funnier when you realise that merry and pippin were stoned out of their minds a good half of the time

imagine you and your best friend both have the munchies so you decide to raid the local farmer’s field when you literally run into your two of your smoking buddies from the shire and they tell you they’re hiking to bree to meet gandalf, who you know has some top quality hash stashed on his person at all times, so you agree to go with them and somehow end up on a thousand-mile hike to destroy a piece of evil jewellery in a volcano. congratulations. you’re merry and pippin now.

Merry and Pippin go to White Castle

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

hey guys. Just wanted to let you know that I love Tony Stark. I know I already said that but it’s always a good time to say it again