AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

stocks are fake. gay sex is real. it’s that simple ❤️

woody allen is 85. henry kissinger is 97. rupert murdoch is 89. mitch mcconnell is 78. roman polanski is 87. and for WHAT.

....are people not allowed to age?

not these people.

I've decided im a softie now. no more cursed shit im just here to spread joy

no wait im over it

I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying

He just obliterated those worms out of existence 

I’d murder for a succ this good

i never thought i’d have to say this but pls do not sexualize my eel

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

What the MCU should have been.

the MCU remains a constant disappointment 

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively