new year's / new year's eve starters
âNew Yearâs is always the yearâs biggest letdown.â
âSo, what are your resolutions?â
âI swear, if I have to hear âAuld Lang Syneâ one more timeâŚâ
âHey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal⌠happy new yearâs from [location].â
âWhat have you accomplished this year?â
âThis year sucked. Good riddance.â
âLetâs hope this year goes better than the last oneâŚâ
âThereâs a party at [name]âs house. You coming?â
âWeâre headed to Times Square to watch the ball drop. You can tag along if you want.â
âHey, last year of [politician your character doesnât like]!â
âJust think of all the video games and movies that are being released this yearâŚâ
âNo champagne for me. Designated driver.â
âGiving up chocolate for new yearâs? I give it a week.â
âWeâve had a big year.â
âI plan to hit five parties before midnight.â
â3⌠2⌠1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!â
âThree biggest moments from this year?â
âItâs nearly midnight⌠have you seen my date?â
âAh, yes, itâs almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at.â
âThis time last year, I was living in a motel. This is definitely an improvement.â
âIâve heard âAuld Lang Syneâ six times tonight and itâs only 11:30.â
âAnd to think, this time last year I was dating you.â
âI need someone to kiss at midnight. You up to it?â
âI need your help. I want to kiss [name] at midnight, and I need you to help me make it happen.â
âItâs New Yearâs. Arenât we supposed to be making out?â
âOh, God, my ex is here. Pass the champagne.â
âLook, I know youâd rather be in bed, but could you at least pretend to be excited?â
âA toast to my amazing friends, and to the new year!â
âI shouldâve been in bed two hours ago.â
âAre you sure [name] is up to stay awake until midnight? I mean, s/heâs only [age]âŚâ
âPsst. Hey. Hey, wake up. Itâs midnight. Make your resolutions.â
âI swear, if next New Yearâs, weâre in the same place we are now, shoot me. Just do it. Iâm serious. Just shoot me.â
âI remember when Iâd get so excited for New YearâsâŚâ
âY'know, New Yearâs sort of loses its punch when you stay up until 2 AM every night anywayâŚâ
âI like to think we grew up this year.â
âNo firecrackers this year. The neighbors complained.â
âIâm tipsy, covered in streamers, surrounded by hung over people, I have Auld Lang Syne stuck in my head, and I donât know where my cell phone is. It is New Yearâs.â
âYou know, under the circumstances, I think this isnât such a bad impromptu New Yearâs party.â
âI canât believe you gave our son/daughter champagne!â
âCome on, itâs New Yearâs Eve, you canât spend the whole party hiding in the bathroom!â
âAny good New Yearâs specials on?â
âIâve had a glass of champagne, I made my resolution, I watched the clock strike midnight. Iâm going to bed.â
âYouâre crazy. That place is always a zoo on New Yearâs.â
âJust pick an outfit so we can go. I mean, itâs just a New Yearâs party, itâs not a black-tie event.â
âWe should probably get back to the party.â
âWhat are you doing out here on the roof? The partyâs inside.â
âSnow on New Yearâs! Wish it had bothered to show up for ChristmasâŚâ
âWhereâs [name]? S/heâs my ride.â
âI rented a limo. We are arriving to that party in style.â
âTo 2015. May it not totally fuck us in the ass.â