Guys look at the stuff I like

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

I've been on Tumblr for 4 presidential elections now and nothing tops 2012 when this whole site thought mitt romney was going to ban tampons

your honour i understand that it is treason to release classified documents about military equipment but you saw what that guy on the forum said i couldn't just let someone be that wrong

Has it been zero days again

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

'a variation of food'

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER