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the dangling spinal cord attached to the decapitated head is really the truck nuts of gore

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

look man, i’m against all non-medically-necessary tail docking, but i am especially peeved by the stupid 1/3 dock they do on certain gundogs. like. that last third of tail cannot possibly be so huge of a hazard that it needs to be preemptively removed. what are we even doing. hello

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight