a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard