but lopener works

lando chasing gabi(?) earlier today

Lando Norris arriving at the paddock on Thursday ahead of the Monaco Grand Prix

a collection of all the times (i could think of) lando and oscar exaggerated their measly 1.5 year age gap to fulfill their kinky fantasies 🫶

you will always be much MUCH older than me + you are now TWO years older than me once again, you're the old man of the team + you are definitely still older than me (brother get some new lines!!!)

this young man right here + oscar's still young

oscar shaking his head at 'sir oscar the OLD'

he may be young but he’s not dumb

oscar saying the goatee is his favorite thing about lando (and lando saying oscar's age is his favorite) + i thought you were in your 30s (because of the goatee) → i'm connecting the dots

2...3? 24? you're 24?! + i'm almost as old as you!

'he's only one year older than you' 'i think it's maybe a little bit more' (pretending he doesn't know lando's birthday but still making sure everybody knows the age gap is bigger than 1 year)

he’s a bit younger now

i'm the old guy, he's the young guy + he's only like 15 (dts s6e3)

yeah, he's a lil baby isn't he?

you can tell how young he is can’t you?

you are old, man

i would just like to say i am the younger teammate in this pairing, so if i've got a grey hair, mr norris, you've got more than one + respect your elders