Bad Decision Machine

not to be a slut but i would love to sleep next to someone

not to be a slut but i would love to be gang banged by a small group of 9-10 of my most cherished friends

introvert vs extrovert quiz in the early 2000s:

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

having to wait for the next book in a series to be released is evil wtf. all literature should have already been written 2000 years ago so i don’t have to wait to read it now

#joke because literature written 2000 years ago has different problems. such as WHERE IS IT.

Taking a part time job at a bowling alley where I’m a perfectly polite and reasonable man, but every time someone gets a strike I let them know it’s called a ‘bowl in one’ with all the dourness of a funeral home’s tissue box

I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.