Kool-Aid In A Wine Glass💄

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God

not all heroes wear capes

Holy shit, this is a great idea. 

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.

Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

When you’re 12 you’re not so concerned about the quality or whether the plot is good or if you’ve got impeccable grammar. you do it to have fun and that’s it. You aren’t concerned if your monster high school au is “overdone” or if your angel/demon love story is “too cliche.” As you get older, you overthink more and more, on the plot, the premise, the characters, who will see it, everything. So the words are so much harder. 

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

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