adventures are the best way to learn

i love you a little. haha april fools. i love you lots

i do enjoy when there's a little freak, i must say,

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

You need to touch saltwater

good morning i feel like seven dollars

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Y’all i think her love language might be no contact

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

Oh, my word we care.

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