DanaCaraJB

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

breasts boobily directly into oncoming traffic and dies

breasts boobily directly into oncoming traffic and dies

hot take: Pippin is the only one of the hobbits who is ‘team Arwen’ in the ‘who is the most beautiful woman in the world’ argument

Aren’t you forgetting the minor detail that Pippin would likely never think of which one he will throw?

I love it

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

in the club straight up 🧍 style