just a damsel with domme tendencies 💞

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

I have GOT to stop spending $30