independent queen

How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard

why do i always feel like killing everyone

*wait a sec* waits for 1 decade

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

clouds rly are amazing. what are they made of? no one knows.

……water?

maybe! no one knows.

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

This just in: Women who wear tank tops and have short hair are all lesbians.

the two genders: naked or gay

also they’re both lesbians & are dating so catch the motherfucking tea on that okay