Tomorrow Never Knows

“A heᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵐᵉeeettt!”

“….David”

One of their BEST scenes

believe me when I say I get the frustration of people who say they’re gluten free ordering things that contain gluten and not caring, but I will always always always assume someone who orders gluten free is being deadly serious. if I’m wrong, the worst thing I’ve done is wasted a bit of my time; if I assume they aren’t serious and they are, then I’ve increased a stranger’s risk of colon cancer

Also, plenty of people have food sensitivities that allow them to eat a small amount of certain foods before they begin to experience negative effects, and it’s nobody’s job to police what they do or do not want to put in their bodies. Digestion is weird y’all.

Either way it’s a matter of consent. I consent to eating X under condition Y. It isn’t up to anyone else to decide whether or not my reasons are valid, or good enough. This is my body, what I say goes.

STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

The cat screamed!