witchy...kinda?

whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe

freddy vs jason but it’s that gta v cutscene where lamar roasts franklin

sometimes I look online for videogame guides and it’s almost always useless specifically because of how much of a mess I am. they’re like “here’s 500 of our best tips, tricks, and secrets!” and I’m like yes that’s all well and good but I’m here because I forgot which button opens the map and the game won’t tell me again

Feeling cute, might plunder a merchant ship before running away from an English man o’war later on, idk

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

i’m the only one in the house allowed to make noise and be annoying, actually