don't worry too much.

i accidentally closed spore before i saved them. i fucking killed them

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

then explain mum

mother uf me

I just spit through my nose

need me a freaque like this

omg!!!!!!! look at skwidwird…..the thrill of it all

so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries

*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*

some people??? have hear attacks to cope???

if you have a heart attack. you. are. valid.

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”