I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

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I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

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People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!
been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏
to all da lamers/haters out there: i only offer shitty spells like for making people break up, lose job/money, get sick etc. so all my customers deserve 2 get scammed. i am a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar
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carrie (1976) isn’t a piece of fiction btw. autistic ppl can just do that
“well she set a school on fire and she exploded a car and killed dozens of people” okay and ? she was overstimulated and covered in pig’s blood. i do the same thing when the tag on my shirt touches my neck wrong
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It always upsets me so much when I see interpretations/illustrations of the two headed calf poem that show a living calf being torn away from its mother and killed to sell to a museum and framing the poem as being "humanity kills beautiful things for being different".
Two headed cows almost never survive more than a few hours after their birth. The farmer finds the *body* the next day. The calf was destined to die, and that's a tragedy, but for the time it was alive, it had a beautiful and unique experience.
It's not a poem about the cruelty of man. It's a poem about the beauty of life in an indifferent universe. It's about purpose and beauty being able to exist even in an existence doomed to come to an end, as all our lives are. It's not a poem about how a calf dies, but how, even for only a brief moment, it was alive.
And, for that moment, because of that life, however fleeting, the sky had twice as many stars.
wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp
most sexual beast in the ocean
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if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to give me doritos i would share a stew and beer with him. come man surely these frail dry flatbreads will not nourish you as well as a hearty meal. eat with me
if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to show me tweets i would stab him with my pitchfork until he stops moving
See. Monarchical virtue in action
this isnt real this never actually happened. i made it up.
gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
..ive been such a fool
thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day
*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*
ow what the hell

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i was so angry at everything when i was 15. and i was right
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why does this post self destruct
“see y'all on tumblr”
Brace yourselves
Fortunately, there is a very, very easy way to drive brands off tumblr.
Don’t follow them.
Yeah, they’ll likely blaze some posts. The smart ones will blaze shitposts. Don’t reblog them. Don’t reblog, don’t follow, just let them lurk around the edges of tumblr. That’s the whole joy of tumblr, honestly - the lack of algorithm means that they can’t game the system. They can’t force their way in front of your eyeballs.
Brands here are like vampires - they can’t come in unless they’re invited. Don’t let them in.
Dennys only succeeded here because we allowed it to, if you want to avoid the adpocalypse keep supporting our local home grown shitposters and ignore any attempts from corporations to create a dennys 2
I've been waiting for him to say this lmao
In terms of like, Please For The Love Of God Get Hobbies That Aren’t Scrolling Through An App For Six Hours A Day, I understand and experience completely the argument of like. with the stressors of modern work, you don’t have the energy at the end of the day to do anything but mindlessly watch Netflix and scroll through your phone. but like I would like to gently encourage you to simply force yourself for a time to do something instead of pick up your phone, bc the phone is literally designed to light up your brain with no effort from you whatsoever and it does in fact rot your brain. It makes literally anything but scrolling on your phone seem difficult and joyless. But if you stop scrolling on your phone all the time, and start like, reading or embroidering or gardening or going for walks, you will eventually find the joy in them once more
I understand and it is true that it is hard to have a life outside work and scrolling but there is not a near future where that won’t be the case and you should still live a life. And you won’t create a future where that isn’t the case if you don’t have the confidence and experience and drive to fight for it
https://forge.medium.com/get-the-most-from-your-limited-free-time-84de1bc3096
the trick is to recognize that there’s nothing intrinsically exhausting about reading a book or painting a picture or doing any of the activities that are meaningful to you. What makes these things seem exhausting is the fact that they’re now competing with cheaper stimulation. In a paper published in Behavioral and Brain Sciences, a group of psychologists suggested that the feeling of effort is a sensation of opportunity costs. When you’re doing something and an alternative activity promises to be easier and more immediately rewarding, the original activity feels effortful.
Therefore, if you want to do the things that matter, you need to make the alternatives less salient. Reading will be hard when Netflix is always an option. Family time will seem boring if your phone is always within arm’s reach. Easier will beat better if it’s always available.

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*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy
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