Mafia Dads + 12 Kittens AU

This is so perfect, I can't even. Just like

Lindsey: *beats shit out of Pete*

Hayley: Aren't you guys gonna do something about this?

In the current planning, no. Which is weird for me, since most my AUs involve MCR, mostly for the sake of Geetrick. But, I felt like shaking things up with a not-Geetrick AU so. Yeah.

Jacqueline is a sweetheart, but refuses to let anyone but Joe touch her, which kinda sucks, since she lives with Patrick. Garbo is Patrick's favorite, because she definitely is a cuddler and she likes to follow him around the house and sit on his desk and with him in bed. Essex is what Pete calls Jackie and Garbo's "troubled middle sister", but Patrick loves her despite her hatred of him and bitchy demeanor, although she is strangely fond of Elisa.

Daisy Fitzgerald is the calmest of Pete's cats, and he loves her, despite the fact he only sees her when she wants to be fed. Capone VII is the troublemaker, who needs to be kept out of the closets and kitchen, but he loves being pet. Pigeon is also kept away from anything breakable, because he is really clumsy and will accidentally destroy anything he touches, but he's also a total attention whore when it comes to his dad and mom.

Mange James is exactly like his name, as in, messy and reckless, but he tries to be a total sweetheart as well and he loves climbing into bed with Joe and sitting directly atop his face and suffocating him. Timothy Stewart (originally thought to be a boy cat but accidents happen so) is constantly found in the weirdest places, like the bathroom sink, or Joe's kid's underwear drawer, and she'll cuddle at a moment's notice. Rustin won't; he just can't be bother to nice to people, so he's the bitch of the family.

Someone should be! I was planning on Patrick (kinda works with him seeing Jacqueline, Garbo, and Essex as the closest he has to kids).