Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

Also markiplier confirmed cuddly Simon so I stay winning.

Believing that I'm special and a wild animal like a bear or lion would sense my good vibes and not attack me except it's me taking a bunch of ibuprofen convinced that I'm different and won't have kidney problems because the ibuprofen are my friends

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

and english is their 4th language