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I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

el woowoo

Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!

Funny as that is, this reads as an absolute POWER MOVE to a father not proud of his son. “Look at that, he’s my First Officer because he’s AWESOME. You know who isn’t? You.”

No no no. You don’t understand. Kirk DOESN’T KNOW that this is Spock’s father. He’s talking up his first mate to the Vulcan Ambassador that Spock never bothered to mention is his DAD because their father-son relationship is THAT BAD. This is a power move but it’s not Kirk’s, it’s Spock’s XD

You take one look at that vulcan salute and tell me it isn’t the BIGGEST shit-eating grin

🖖 (derogatory)

That is a man saying, “My eyebrows are pointier than yours, my haircut more severe, my shirt more ironed. You are a relatively minor guest on this starship, while I am the second in command. You said I was a disgrace, yet here I stand. 🖖 Your move.”

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

Take the Kobayashi Maru.

Take the Kobayashi Maru again.

Take the Kobayashi Maru again, but cheat this time.

Apes are more tactical

Then what?

Than Ever Before

<3

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

IT GOT BETTER

Where’s the lemon buffet

Wow this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

op i need you to understand that i literally woke up this morning thinking about this post

I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life

seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time