“Because I Burn Them And I Kill Them?”

(Both of them)

O–oh! Goodness... well... They are both quite different, you see. The first Damien is... confident. Very confident. He speaks his mind freely, even when it's rather... cross. But he has always been reliable with me, and I do appreciate the time he makes, even when he pretends it's nothing. [He fidgets with his sleeve, thinking.]

The second Damien is... gentler. Or—well—perhaps not gentle, but... thoughtful, in his own way. He can be a bit unsure of himself, but he's very kind to me. More than he realizes, I think. I don't have a favorite. Truly. They are both... important to me, for different reasons.

welp. only just saw this. thanks ig?? :P

not that i care what pip thinks about me. or what anyone thinks about me..

i don’t have to anyway, because i already know that pip thinks im cool..

.. right..?

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

Why on earth have you been eating your ants.

Is that where they’ve all gone? In your bloody digestive system?

stay out of MY arguments, crumpet-muncher.

look, pip, i have a certain appetite…

im different to humans… in a way that makes me crave ants for lunch.

they’re ants pip—

god, i didn’t realise i was friends with fucking PETA’s number one fan..

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

Why on earth have you been eating your ants.

Is that where they’ve all gone? In your bloody digestive system?

stay out of MY arguments, crumpet-muncher.

look, pip, i have a certain appetite…

im different to humans… in a way that makes me crave ants for lunch.

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

Even if I like bugs..

eeeeehhhh..

yknow what. sure. why not, man.

i name them sometimes— but not all of them have names. one of them is called ‘gary’.. one is called ‘phillip’.. one is called ‘damien junior’.. i think i named my larger one ‘christophe’?

oh, and there’s one called ‘ugly faggot british tea-drinking cunt’.

i named them after people i know.

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

Why on earth have you been eating your ants.

Is that where they’ve all gone? In your bloody digestive system?

stay out of MY arguments, crumpet-muncher.

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

Even if I like bugs..

eeeeehhhh..

yknow what. sure. why not, man.

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

since youre a miserable brit and all..

i mean— british television is shit but iggle piggle is alright ig.

Makka Pakka.

My favourite episode was when he chased around the Ninky-Nonk to give it a good clean.

Just a kind fellow.