Awkward Penguin

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

im still mind blown that people really readily submitted their dna so they could be classed by ethnicity on paper permanently. like yeah theres no way this could go badly huh

IF 👏🏼 YOU’RE 👏🏼 S*XUALLY 👏🏼 FRUSTRATED 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 KNOW 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 CLAP 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 HANDS 👏🏼 👏🏼

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

It is what it is *throws up*

The feminine urge to eat a cute girl out

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

manager: you're not wagging enough

someone manipulating, guilting, or getting angry at you over little things like doesn't make what they're doing to you no big deal. that's emotional abuse, and not only is all abuse serious... being abused over little things is pretty bad. it takes away your ability to simply exist without being in danger, even if that danger isn't physical. that's not okay at all, and you deserve a lot better.