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I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.
the world is a strange and wonderous place

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aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"
I truly wish birds had hands for feet. they deserve to be the dominant species.
pov: you're a tumblr user reading a post
"Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale" and then it's the heartwarming story of endangered species brought back from the brink of extinction and reintroduced into the wild, where they succeed in build a flourishing ecosystem

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Artfight!!!
“bug sex scene unnecessary” bug sex scene actually very much a continuation of the ongoing themes of naïveté vs cynicism, with the universe swinging slightly in Pres Aux’s direction by showing that the world is not always full of hostile creatures trying to eat you even if your hyper vigilance frames it that way
and then the evil sec unit attacks, swinging us back to cynicism
You would think, based off stereotypes and a brief summary of each character, Velma would be the most autistic member of the Scooby gang. But no. That distinction definitely goes to Fred.
i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
they ask me what I would like to eat and knowing that gnomes enjoy fruit i ask for my favorite fruit, an apple, and they all laugh raucously and say that i must be very hungry indeed to desire an entire apple rather than just a small chunk, and i go along with their joke and say that while my body may have shrank my stomach has not! and they all guffaw with delight until their faces turn red and see that my request is met and we all sit around a toadstool and share many apple slices together
over my time spent with the gnomes, my antics are still regarded with much delight. though i am past the age in which i am confused by their customs and norms, i occasionally pretend to be clueless about simple and easily understood things, such as shock at how toads are as tall as I am. they all continue to laugh at my feigned surprise, and sometimes join in, asking me if I need any help distinguishing what berries are for eating and which are for painting. i laugh, too. there is a sense of grace that comes with my shortcomings amongst the gnomes. they are entertained by my misunderstandings, yes, because life is to short to not be jolly.
i wake up one morning back at my original size. the small cavern in the roots of a tree that i lived in is destroyed in my sleep. my clothes, tailored from cut-up scraps of fabric, are shredded around me. i am a human again. i am horribly embarrassed.
the gnomes of the community gather around where i sit, all looking at me and exchanging glances with each other, none of them speaking the obvious. i can no longer stay here, now that i am not their size. but i was part of their community. i became one of them, indistinguishable from these people only from my past. how am i supposed to return to the world of the humans now? there is no life left for me there. that is not a life where i may fish for minnows in a babbling brook and feast off a bounty of raspberries. i am distraught. i cry.
my community comforts me. friends, all minuscule to me now, pat me wherever they can reach, nimbly dodging the tears that fall from my face. one of them offers me water. they don't have any containers that are big enough for me, they apologize, so just this acorn cap filled with morning dew will have to suffice.
i take the acorn cap and look at it in my hands. it is so small now. with a sniff, i put it atop my head.
the gnome chuckles. then laughs. then bends at the waist, bellowing with laughter, supporting himself on my knee. then i am laughing too, face red, tears still falling, and my community of gnomes laughs with me as well, so loud that a flock of birds takes off in the distance, and i am still laughing even as i stand to my feet and lumber away, back to where i once came.
kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
He won’t survive that. He’s toast

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Most trustworthy kitchen appliance (NOT your favourite. the one you TRUST)
Microwave
Oven
Toaster
Kettle
Stove
Dishwasher
Slow Cooker
Pressure Cooker
Air Fryer
Some other appliance not listed here (tell me)
tell me the appliance that is your best friend ever in the kitchen
was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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BEE DAGGER !!
Fellas it’s that time of day again
For what
Every morning, a beam of pure light fires into my toilet seat. I believe this has some religious implications. I feel closer to God when this happens.
Toilet collected
Alright
I’d like to add the inverse:
Hell toilet