No Darling here.

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

An always-reblog. 😄

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

can...tumblr read my mind? this just crossed my dash and YESTERDAY I was thinking about making a post on threads about how if you're a Gen X girl then this dress and especially this HAIR still lives in your brain.

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

I would let her kill me for sport

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"