The Daisy Chain

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

this images all have a particularly russian aura to them

give female dwarves bears you coward

i meant beards but honestly i stand by this

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

Fuckhands McQueen better stay the fuck away from me

OH SHI-