Lmfao

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

Yall

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

this is for the girls whose moms didn’t raise them to be comfortable and positive about their body. the kids that watched their mom do extreme diets and pick on their own bodies since elementary school. the kids who’s moms made them feel insecure about their bodies and feel pressured to do the same, as their mom did with the diets and hatefulness towards themselves. for the kids who cried in the dressing rooms of department stores when everything made you hate your body. when the biggest size wasn’t enough. when they made you second guess everything you ate. this is for those kids that weren’t raised body positive. you guys are beautiful.

“People are freaking out about this edible cookie dough!” All cookie dough is edible if you aren’t a bitch

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time