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me? an idiot? who gets attached to people way too fast? well yeah of course

god bless ian malcolm

The best part is that at the Jurassic Park 25th Anniversary at Universal Studios, the assistant director verified that the shirt opening and pose was 100% Jeff’s decision and Jeff didnt even ask Steven Spielberg’s permission first. He just did it.

that’s such a Jeff Goldblum thing of him to do

Perhaps the only way to truly defeat evil... is with tender and gentle homoeroticism

Don't spoil Good Omens like that

Op do you take constructive criticism

Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.

The older this gets the funnier it is

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

Plot twist she totally knows you have a crush on her and also has one on you

HOT

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you're calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*