Dainty Sailor

remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were . are you listening to me. they used only real bricks. so it would look like stop motion. they used real bricks to make smear frames for minifigures doing gestures and stuff isnt that crazy. the lego movie smear frames

do you remember the fucking lighting they used in the lego batman movie. did you fucking see that shit. fuck

they put scratches on the digitally animated legos man.

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

A time traveler could feed a medieval peasant the most incredible food he’s ever tasted, take him to a land of indescribable strangeness and beauty where people dance and sing and eat and drink all night (i.e. a nightclub), take him back home but accidentally miscalculate the year so that he arrives a decade after he left without having aged a day, and accidentally start the legend of the fae.

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

Action movie hero voice: My name is Falcon McGuire. At age 5 I was born to the sound of an eagle crying. I graduated top of my class in The Police at age 13 after the death of my partner, Black Man. I suffered another loss after I returned from Iraq, when my beautiful pregnant wife, Diana, died in a fire at the orphanarium where she worked. Now my only loves are whiskey, refusing to get therapy, and making sarcastic quips. What’s that? The president wants me to work with a 20-year-old lady intelligence officer who has hotted boobs? Tch. I gave up that life a long time ago.