Baudelaire orphans.

📚 ASOUE week 👁️ - Favourite Location: Uncle Monty’s manor

asoue week: day one, favorite episode ⋆ the reptile room pt. 2 There are times when the entire world seems wrong. The way a reptile room without any reptiles seems wrong. The way a bookshelf without any books seems wrong. Or a loved one’s house… without the loved one. The Baudelaires weren’t given much time with their Uncle Monty, which seemed wrong. Still, for the first time in a long time, they’d found a place where the world seemed right, if only for a short time. If they had found that once, who’s to say they couldn’t find it again?

asoue week: day two, favorite major character ⋆ violet baudelaire If we wait until we’re ready we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

↳ “to those who hadn’t been around violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied her hair up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes, it meant that the gears and levers of her inventing brain were whirring at top speed.”

klaus baudelaire, the middle child, and the only boy, liked to examine creatures in tidepools. klaus was a little older than twelve and wore glasses, which made him look intelligent. he was intelligent.

favourite episode/book: the reptile room

Fowl Fountain

↳ “friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.”

♪ The lumbermill is where the Baudelaires are forced to work The eye doctor is sinister, the owner is a jerk They end up in a fiendish plot with logs and hypnotism The very thought of watching should be met with skepticism ♪

…standing in the Reptile Room was like being inside and outside at the same time. But as remarkable as the room itself was, what was inside the Reptile Room was much more exciting. Reptiles, of course…

Klaus Baudelaire “Plenty of boys enjoy playing with dolls.”

“depressed" is a word that often describes somebody who is feeling sad and gloomy, but in this case it describes a secret button, hidden in a crow statue, that is feeling just fine, thank you.

female awesome meme; 2/5 total geniuses: violet baudelaire (asoue) “to those who hadn’t been around violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied her hair up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes, it meant that the gears and levers of her inventing brain were whirring at top speed.”

↳ “the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.” 

↳ “A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called “The Road Less Traveled”, describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn’t hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead.”