wild & free

I swear if I don’t get out of here soon, I will die.

But look what I can do!

Don't make me shut you up.

You’re adorable when you blush, you know. 

Yeah, yeah, sure but let's talk about you.

Amy! You look nice. I mean, you always look nice, not just now… But um, yeah, hey.

[She smiles lightly, feeling her cheeks flush a bit] Thanks. No but really, you good?

My brother doesn’t mind much, but my roommate has complained about it from time to time.

Don't they have instructions or something at the laundromat, though?

I take my roommate’s and my brother’s clothes.

And they haven't caught on yet?

I wish I knew how to do laundry. It seems I’m in bit of a predicament.

Jesus, how have you survived until now?

Bullets sit better on my tongue than the bitter taste of life. It’s like a cruel cough syrup trying to burn my throat. Every day is a struggle to keep breathing, but what happens when I want to pull the trigger? They forgot to put the fortune cookie in my takeout order. Do you think I’d bother them if I went back to get some?

You okay?

Good news, Rose Valley. My sprained ankle is slowly getting better. I’ll hopefully be playing in the big game next week!

Told ya you'd get hurt if you got too cocky.

I'm sorry who are you?

Oh, well, I mean, I don’t want you to feel obligated… It’s okay. I’ll just, stay in my dorm for the rest of the night.

Fine I guess I could take you, but I think I should warn you, I haven't been around the area too long either.

Even if it’s a taxi that I pay for? 

Fuck now I feel obligated to take you.

That’s what I was aimin’ for. 

Consider me your boning counsellor.