dahlia

I can’t believe that after years of speculation, the day Lauren and Joey publicly confirmed that they were dating was ALSO the day they announced their ENGAGEMENT. Iconic.

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

can't stop thinking about how when annabeth called kronos re-forming disgusting luke's response was basically: "oh you wanna talk about disgusting? zeus birthed your mom through his fucking forehead shut the FUCK UP"

12 year old Percy saying he doesn’t believe in gods is so unmatched

he really said rip to everyone at chb but im different 😔

hera is like "i know a spot" and then she wipes your memory and puts you on a school bus to take a field trip to the grand canyon that you didnt sign up for with two people youve never met before in your life, one of whom is convinced that youre her boyfriend and the other who insists that youre his best friend, an angry satyr w a baseball bat posing as a high school coach who definitely shouldnt have his job, and an evil storm spirit who hits on your girl and yeah shes really only been your girl for maybe half an hour but like youre still upset about it regardless, then you get electrocuted while youre trying to fight said evil storm spirit because hes moved on from trying to hit on your girl and has instead decided to kill you, and just when you think your day cant get any weirder, a blonde girl with a knife shows up to scream at you about her missing boyfriend because you lost a shoe in the fight and the goddess who got you into this mess told her that a guy with one shoe would be the key to all her problems, and like her relationship issues really arent your concern but now shes dragging you off to some camp in a flying chariot to interrogate you about it anyway so at this point youre kinda just like yeah okay this might as well happen.

when they landed in croatia nico mustve been like what the fuck isn’t this yugoslavia???????

jason, piper, leo and frank drawing straws to figure out who’s going to have to explain the fall of the soviet union to nico and hazel

Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao