*Standing around Uranus on its side*
Chuck: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Samandriel: I did. I broke-
Chuck: No, no you didn't. Anna?
Anna: Don't look at me. Look at Michael.
Michael: What? I didn't break it. I was on Mercury.
Lucifer: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Michael: Because we’re standing next to it, and it’s broken!
Lucifer: [leans in on him] Suspicious.
Raphael: If it matters- probably not- but Gabriel was the last one to see it.
Gabriel: Liar! I never go out to that backwater orbit!
Raphael: Oh, really? Then what were you doing with plans for a huge moon around Uranus earlier?
Gabriel: Uriel asked me for them! Because, you know, my moon’s so great they call it THE MOON?
Castiel: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me fix it, Chuck!
Chuck: No! Who broke it?!
Michael: [looks at Uriel, then at Chuck] Dad... Uriel’s been awfully quiet.
Uriel, sweating: REALLY??
Michael: Yeah! Really.
Uriel: Oh, my God!
[everyone starts arguing at one another except Chuck]
Chuck: I broke it. Uriel’s new moon burned my hand, so I punched it and it knocked Uranus over. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a dragon’s head on a stick. [there's a loud boom and more shouting] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
