incessant rambling

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me

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

if u ever let a nigga hit & his stroke game weak pull out a mic & be like “any comments on your poor performance tonight?”

Me.

“uhhh i underestimated the pussy and I didn’t execute when I needed to tonight. I’m just gonna hit the film room, watch some game tape and practice. hopefully I can do better next time”

“Tonight was an off night it happens. You think you know pussy you really do, then face to face or dick to pussy in these case you realize…..I under-estimated its game. Time to re-evaluate my self and my game.”

LMFAOOO

This entire post is too much

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me after chipotle

i just want to be one of those people with a tiny studio apartment which I barely spend any time in on the outskirts of some city in Europe, running from one country to another, living on cheap plane tickets and cute hostels and street food, with an ambiguous job nobody really knows about but which is enough to pay for my travels, constantly taking photos of my friends on these adventures and just finally feeling happy