If i spell baby like “babey” you gotta read it like “baybeeeeeee”

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

Salem in Sabrina should have been voiced by John Mulaney 

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

now this is perfect halloween content

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers

Op change your URL

@wishem i am begging you

It flies through flexing

@wishem i’m in physical pain

HOLY GRANOLA

fuck dude it sure is

get riddled with these handsome boys