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Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

animorphs

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

i’m thinking about it

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

men will wipe down a counter and then eat the rag they used to do it. just kidding men do not know how to wipe down counters

i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression 

#it’s funny cuz they are both going through it

no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY

muffy packing her lunch