Frogger

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

i skink therefore i scram...!

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

'look both ways before you cross the street' maybe the cars should look both ways before they cross Me #rightofway

Ugh life is so good right now i need to read about two dudes fucking each other in the butt

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

the ants

So close! Those are sesame seeds 🤗

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

this is one of the most disturbing things i've ever

THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”