Director of Magical Security, Pension Knaves

Behind the scenes portrait of Colin Farrell in Dumbo. (My edit)

“Throwback photo…. Everyone kept asking if Colin did his own stunts. Well why don’t you see for yourself? #nophotoshop #unsungheroes”

The Gravebone/Gradence Tidelands AU

Credence Barebone in place of Calliope McTeer, who spent 10 years behind bars and comes home to sleepy Orphelin Bay to find out he’s a Tidelander- half-human, half-siren.

Percival Graves in place of Dylan Sauge, justice bringer and loyal protector of the Tidelander queen, yet who can’t seem to stay away from infamous youngest McTeer.

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Just look at them…

Hi my name is Martin “Marty” Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Faranan and I have short ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches up an inch or to and boozy brown eyes like limpid tears of whiskey and a lot of people tell me I look like Percival Graves (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Colin Farrell but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire put my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I write magic scripts for Hogwarts in Hollywood where I’m in the seventh year there (I’m 37). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots with bottles of beer in my pockets. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. “Hey Marty!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Billy Bickle! “What’s up Billy?” I asked. “Nothing.” he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Ezra Miller takes Deer Antler Velvet tincture and my brain did A Thing™

Tauriel: who can say? he’s hella fine though

Legolas: what

tina: i don’t want to be your mother