We Are Only Young Once

jebus crust….

PLEASE TELL ME IT COMES WITH A RED ON WHITE COLOR PATTERN VERSION.

No matter how insignificant or underappreciated I feel, I always remember that there is someone in the world installing a turn signal into a BMW.

if your friend is sick and you don’t get into a submarine and shrink yourself down and enter their body to help cure them ….are you really friends?

Relationship goals: Bob and Linda when Linda shouts out the window “He’s dead! Go away he’s dead!” to help Bob avoid people

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

All my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow

Eat them as a snack for on the go

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…