击 Xander🗡️Frank🦇#KILLFRANK

heyyyyy dude so we’re making this documentary about you. Yeah yeah we know you’ve been dead for 16 years. Yeah we know the anniversary is in a few weeks. Yeah dw dude! we know you were proven innocent on 10 counts in a court of law! Don’t worry man, it’s completely unbiased and fair. We’re thinking about calling it ‘the Verdict.’ Huh? There was already a verdict? No no you don’t understand. We’re going to let the audience decide if you’re guilty or innocent. You know. Let the general public have a whack at it. What’s that?? They already did??? 21 years ago??? Kind of a long time though…… this topic has been talked to death and we’re beating an already dead horse??? Well grab your shovel baby because we’re beating it some more! Look man it’s fine. Trust and believe that everybody we’ve got on the team is completely neutral. We’ve got a journalist who hounded you throughout your life who hates your guts…… we’ve gottt…… another journalist who ruined your life and hates your guts and…. uh….. a producer who worked on that documentary with the guys who hate your guts….. uhm… how does your family feel about this?? Well gee, that’s not really relevant now is it…..speaking of family! You know that awesome biopic about you??? The one your nephew was in??yeahhhhh man it’s doing pretty good at the box office. A little birdie told us it was the highest grossing music biopic of all time and well…… we’d like to get in on it. Sharing Is caring! What? You just want us to leave you alone and let him have his moment? Wow dude that’s kind of fucked up. You know I’m starting to think that you might actually be a monster. You heard it here first folks……… And for the low low price of £12.99 a month you can have your assumptions and bias confirmed!

me, someone who has never watched a single basketball match and have only visited new york once:

@d3str0y5

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