Ell

I'm so not normal about this girl which makes me so fucking glad she moved to a different country so I can at least pretend to be normal over text but at the same time I miss her bro 😭

Just remembered that we got fake married last year so TECHNICALLY she's my wife and I will refer to her as such

I'm bi but I only like men in theory

In GAME THEORY, thanks for loving

Every time you reblog my posts I lose a braincell

Kinda homophobic

Shut up Michael your face is homophobic

I'm bi but I only like men in theory

In GAME THEORY, thanks for loving

Every time you reblog my posts I lose a braincell

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

I can literally confirm that love is not a sin guys stop being homophobic

Thanks Satan

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats