Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

you reblog with such dark charisma....

running errands like kurt vonnegut

it’s really funny seeing severance on the dash because i really thought it was a sitcom about a bunch of lawyers or businessmen, and every post confirmed that until the recent influx of fanart of skulls, blood, cosmic horror and lamb/wolf imagery. what did those lawyers do

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

tumblr's fundamental purpose is to facilitate the sharing of saint sebastian art between women with beautiful and ornate mind palaces. everything else is downstream from this

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen