shut up i love scifi

Rocky in Project Hail Mary reminds me of MTMTE Tailgate and I don't care to explain myself any further.

I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

But it can hit if you plato the right crowd

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”